{"product_id":"satisfaction-guaranteed-a-werewolf-romance-by-samone-bailey","title":"Satisfaction Guaranteed: A Werewolf Romance by Samóne Bailey (Pre-Order)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\"If I don't get laid before my next birthday, I'm burying myself alive in the desert.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlana Darling has a good life. A great one, some might say. At just twenty-seven she owns the most popular bakery in her small mountain town, has a mostly positive relationship with her family, and a roster of friends that she can count on to hide a body if the need arises. Her biggest problem? She's still...a total virgin. Because, as luck would have it, even in a world inhabited by witches and vampires and minotaur-no amount of magic can seem to save her sex life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBetween the strings of disappointing dates, her grandmother's ever-present lectures, and her birthday less than a month away, Alana is left feeling fed up and over waiting for her \"Mr. Right\". So when another particularly unsatisfying night of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eself care\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e leads to an ad for services offering a sexy thrill of a paranormal kind (werewolves, and sirens, and shifters, oh my) Alana takes it as a sign to take charge of her own wants.\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eIt's Satisfaction Guaranteed, or her money back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut what happens when the anonymity she was hoping for isn't quite what fate had in mind?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnter Cyrus Castillo, a southern heartthrob with a secret side gig as one of the area's most sought after monster \"escorts\". He's made a total career of keeping things casual and his attachments at a distance. But when the cute, curvy baker he visits damn near every day unexpectedly shows up on his client list? Well, now everything he knows about control may go up in smoke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReasons you'll love this:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eCozy, magical, New Mexico Mountain town\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ePlus size main characters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eHuman baker X Werewolf sex worker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eBlack X POC love interests\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLesbian vampire best friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFound family\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHimbo Gym Bro Minotaurs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMutual Pining\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeemingly suave MMC who doesn't know how to handle genuine love and affection and gets very flustered when subjected to it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe spicy stuff:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLoss of virginity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003esize difference\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eruts\/heats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprimal scenes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eknotting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003emating bonds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMonster X human ( yes, they do it in monster form)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eScheduled for release on October 1, 2026!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Samóne Bailey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ Art Print(s)","offer_id":44405330247768,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paperback \/ No Art Print(s)","offer_id":44406124052568,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/4146\/8760\/files\/SatisfactionGuaranteed_AWerewolfRomance_SamoneBailey.jpg?v=1784578787","url":"https:\/\/crownebooks.com\/products\/satisfaction-guaranteed-a-werewolf-romance-by-samone-bailey","provider":"Crowne Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}